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Gather the round kids like me to Toilet Paper Come and Take It shirt tell you when we use dead trees to clean our butt. It comes in many ways, it can be as soft as a cloud or as rough as broken glass. When you are desperate, you have taken what you can get. The softest of them always argued. The harshest can also be debated but can often be agreed upon. The bad stuff can cling to your derriere. The smoothest will glide through your back carefully. The feeling of clean some toilet paper that can leave your bum is luxurious. Some though may leave your buttocks feeling like a heap of rubbish after a few mops. I remember when we first ran out and started using a napkin to wipe the stomach, it worked a bit.